yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
The strength of youth
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!