Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...