La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...