Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
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We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...