A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...