You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...