You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.