In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...