The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp