Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.