Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...