Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...