There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...