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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...