10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...