How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...