Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...