Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...