A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...