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When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
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Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Penis Tax
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
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Where do you find giant snails?
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Avoid While Waiting For Date
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