What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...