New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...