Cement
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Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...