Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...