Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...