Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...