Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
More Redneck Clues.
Even more clues you could be a Redneck…You can entertain yourself for more than...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...