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The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...