What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...