Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...