Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....