The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...