I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
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For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
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Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
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The Astronaut Joke
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A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...