Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...