The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
The Latest E-mail Virus
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!