A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Help stories from Tech Support
|Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” because of the flood of...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...