The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...