About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.