Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.