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you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales