What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....