Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...