Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...