A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...