More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...