What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!