Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...