Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...