A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...