Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...