How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...